You caught me, everything Kamala did to lose the election was my fault. Campaigning with Cheney? Talking about how much I love my glock while you all fear for your kids lives in grade schools? talking about wanting to always have the strongest military in the world? thats on me. I made her do that. You should have seen how strenuously she objected, but I made it happen-- such is my power.
Ignoring the working class, and supporting genocide, again, me. Losing the party base across nearly every single voting demographic? me again. I told her to say she wouldnt change a thing from Bidens policies, when they were polling in the 30s. She wanted to be progressive and give the people what they wanted, but I would not let her do that.
I made Biden stay in the race so late too-- he didnt even want to run again and I made him pretend to be too ego driven to let go. Heck, I made Biden support a far right wing theocratic genocide of innocents. I snuck that in with some other papers and he signed it.
And why am I so evil? You were correct when you guessed that its because I have no ethics and am secretly a trump supporter. Its time I admit it. Also I am racist and misogynist. Also an antisemite. And I am out to get lgbtq.
Feels good to get that off my chest. So we can finally put this sad dead horse to bed now right? No more whining?
I think they are boomers instead of millennials. I think for them its great depression stuff, like have you tried eating cat food for protein and growing onions in your garden.