We are boiling the oceans so psychos can marry their AI partner

Mormons.

Batshit-crazy religious nuts who worship money

Bro you have no idea what the term “socialism” even means. Get fucking educated

I did not know any of this. Today I learned. I am a disgrace to my profession. I am a disgrace to my family. I am a disgrace to my species. I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes. I am a disgrace to all possible universes. I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes. I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe.

There are zero 'B’s in ‘blueberry’

It certainly does! Cherry tomatoes are a great option. Some oregano, salt and pepper, a little olive oil, let the tomatoes break down a bit. Stir in the pasta and a bit of the water, finish off the pasta while stirring top to get the sauce creamy, top with Parmigiano Reggiano (NOT parmesan), easy and delicious!

Yes, for Harambe

This, or use Italian technique. Make your pan sauce while the pasta is boiling. Transfer the pasta to the sauce with tongs when it’s al dente. Finish the pasta with the sauce and some pasta water

Great points. Thanks for sharing your perspective

That’s too political 🤬🤬

It’s really easy to get bad food in touristy parts of Italy (well, anywhere, really)

“<thing> is so heavy! It weighs about as much as 13,879.25 elephants!”

“Who was your day”

Bro that’s how you skillsmax

s/but/butt
s/but/by

Which is it?

A truly immortal video

They may not know all the commands, so we’ll just tell them man man and they’ll be able to bootstrap from there

Graydon Hoare was working at Mozilla when he created Rust

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_(programming_language)

Gone too late 🥀

Texture is essential. I use some of both sweet and dill relish; the filling is greatly improved. And a razor-thin slice of jalapeno and a hearty piece of coarsely-chopped crispy bacon to each one.

Also my secret other ingredients. I make them every year for the family gathering and they get destroyed every time

Isn’t the story alien sideboob? I still remember that, very meaningful