I see what you did there.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

My mother’s name is María, so are three of my sisters. Their middle names are different though.

I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can’t touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.

One time, in my early 20s, I was hanging out with a group of friends in a packed sedan. We went to pick up a girl, who was my cousin’s friend and who I thought was cute, but we had only seen each other a few times and we had never even crossed words. Anyway, there was no more room in the car and, without a care in the world, I said she could ride on my lap. She just smiled and said okay. That got us talking and by the end of the night we were making out. We ended up dating for a few months after that.

90s dad or gen Z dude?

Mid forties and got four. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Same. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

In the mid 90s, when I first learned about Matthew McConaughey, I did so through a magazine article about a film he was in, I saw his face in one of the pictures and I just thought it was Woody until I read his name. I was so confused at first, did Woody Harrelson change his name after getting a hair transplant or what? So, to me, them being brothers makes complete sense.

FitGirl has no launchers whatsoever, if you’re into single player games.

Holy shit! He’s not even 40.

I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

She might be tucking.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

Y10K.

She’s been released with no charges. Fucker’s didn’t have a case.

You can also use a few drops of bleach.

Ha! You must be from… Shit, so many options.