But they’re going to try to shove it in from the right

Oh no!

If trump was presented with a map to the end of the world, he’d say “I know a shortcut”. And he’d be right.

I certainly didn’t understand it at the time. There was also a clone of Donkey Kong at the time named Crazy Kong, and as that name made more sense I thought that was the original at the time

Nature is healing humanity

We … Taped over it. Someone in the FBI was on America’s got talent, so … yeah. He wasn’t very good though. Nerves.

The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.

Ah, vampires

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I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry

Hoodies have breasts now?

Edit : OMG a hoodie! For some reason I was thinking about a beanie! Ok, that explains a lot. Sorry people

Most reported. When you see X everyday, you’ll make a note of the few times you see Y

So … when he said he had to return to his home planet … he actually went … there?

I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!

Ah, but it only gets garbage collected once the references to the class are lost. So, if you want to keep your abilities, stay classy!

So if he had a gun you’d likely be in trouble

Not if you don’t mess with his dog

And why is Poochie on there?

Rig the election? Too much work when he can just Auschwitz the other candidates

Without timezones, not only would the whole world live on the same time, but also on the same date. So, the sun comes up at 22:00, and then two hours later it’s the next day. So, which part of the world will volunteer to have their date change in the middle of the day? I don’t think the world would ever agree on anything like that.