US doesn’t have paid public holidays?

Heliboard does have emojis. 🦄

And that she wants to be involved in the kid’s life. Wonder what kind of relationship she has with her actual daughter.

Yes, I love typing and do it quickly. I guess I prefer QWERTY but only because that’s the one I learned on and got good at. I hate keys that are too flat, like laptops and some office keyboards trying too hard to look streamlined.

When I’m thinking of how to spell a word, in my mind’s eye I see it being typed out and that’s how I find the correct spelling.

Similarly, ättestupa.

Ah, my annual Christmas gift from someone I don’t know very well.

That’s Canada.

Not exactly the same, but I enjoy mixing sunny side up eggs into poké bowls.

Yeah my husband does this to me too. One time he was camping and texted me just a person’s name with no other context. Like are you about to be murdered and this is the main suspect??

Yes the point is that they’re similar, but with the added layer that you’re supposed to prefer the left because it looks more natural whereas the right looks like they tried too hard to achieve the same look and failed.

Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.

My mom had a fake fur coat and I wore it, pretending to be a bear.

They might just be happy every day that we’re not being invaded.

Sometimes you’ve got to make some looove

Gretzky has never played for the Canucks.

Do you need to have it to apply for a job? I’ve only ever needed it when actually starting a job but I’m Canadian.

That’s not “back in the day”. My parents are older than that and they didn’t have an arranged marriage. They are good people. My grandparents did have an arranged marriage and they were good people too.

Not me, I slept through my alarm and got up at the time my body thinks is normal.

A friend of mine just bought a Toyota tundra and it’s too long to fit in his garage. Honestly I never would have thought that’d be something you need to check first.

Guess I’m going to poop myself to death then.