Gargle my balls or get out.

It’ll probably be unplayable on most systems for the first 6 months if the last few battlefield releases are anything to go by 😂

The pedophile party making life easier for pedophiles once again.

Good ol Wizard of Barge for anyone interested

This would be the only good thing to come from his presidency. But I have no doubt Elon will get back on his knees after pretending he won the latest spat.

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And I treat this platform accordingly. There is no expectation of privacy here. You are a private as you choose to be.

Ah yes, who needs fiber when you have an inferior product that will be worse in every calculable way?

Pay no attention to the person who stands to benefit from this deal. There’s definitely nothing illegal about it.

So what if the owner of Starlink just happened to spend a quarter of a billion dollars to get the current president elected? That surely has nothing to do with the abysmal Starlink service stealing away funding for critical infrastructure.

I doubt this is news to most folks on the Fediverse, but don’t trust Twitter, Facebook, or any company whose business model is advertising to secure your private conversations.

Even if they aren’t up to no good today, it is only a matter of time until they come for your messages.

AI is at its most useful in the early stages of a project. Imagine coming to the fucking ssh project with AI slop thinking it has anything of value to add 😂

I promise you the Democratic Party will do whatever it takes to keep her away from leadership roles because she actually wants to change things.

That’s the one thing the Democratic Party is consistent on: rejecting progressives, even if it means letting the conservatives win.

Government employees who reclaim billions of dollars in fraud(CFPB): laid off.

Government employees who break the law and behave more like Nazi SS: we need 20k more.

Says everything you need to know about this government.

What AAA title is worth $80? The most time I spend gaming is in a 10 year old shooter, and an indie survival game. Both of which I bought for <$20.

Jokes on him. The hate doesn’t stop till he’s broke or dead. Preferably both.

TIL that clean water is “woke”

I better not see any anti-woke types drinking clean water!

S tier efficiency. Only a stable genius could bring this level of efficiency which is definitely saving us money as long as nobody actually does the math.

Microsoft accidentally made windows better in an update for the first time in years 😂

Ah yes, because what the white house needs is an inferior ISP to plug the gaps that could easily be filled by proper wireless access point configuration and distribution.

This is definitely not going to come back to haunt us later.

83% of programs gone. Clearly that means massive savings right? Definitely not less than 1% of the federal budget right?

Oh wait, it was never about trying to balance the budget. But finding anything that loosely fit the description of “woke”, “DEI”, or benefiting brown people.

What a waste of oxygen this whole administration is.