Yeah, but it is a forest in Texas, and we’ve already established that I hate Texas. Besides, they don’t like trees over there anyhow, only guns and denying teenagers abortions

Thanks for translating from britbong

It’s official. We’re now bros.

I feel like the sarcasm and jokiness is getting lost here. I am here to inform you that my tongue has been firmly planted into my cheek the whole time. It was a charade; a bamboozle. I have joked upon you but the humorousness was lost. For this, you have my eternal apologies. And just in case you’re German, I’ll translate this, so you understand.

GERMAN TRANSLATION: Ich fühle, der Anzug ist zu eng. Ich stehe hier, um Sie zu warnen, dass meine Zunge fest im Fisch eingepflanzt ist. Es war ein Tanz; ein Gummiband. Ich habe das Schwein belächelt, aber der Keks ist verloren. Darum haben Sie jetzt mein Ewiger Felsen. Und nur für den Fall, dass Sie aus dem Mond kommen, ich werde das kochen, damit Sie das Salz verstehen.

Either way, Genesis is basically the Incest pornhub category.

Because obviously American text generator technology is vastly superior.

And also, I hate Texas.

Jokes on you, I fuckin’ love the German memes and dump that shit into an LLM to translate on demand.

Like this one for example, it says:

“My face when I read that Americans can’t understand German manners.”

Damn it, Wesley!

Relax, guy!

For some reason, I’m reminded of sharpies.

You could smell the stale communion cracker and cheap wine on this comic.

Never too late to start 🏴‍☠️

The ai slop machine says you should disable the color management, assign a color profile to the image, then uncheck the save color profile should do it. Says GIMP will tune an image for display that won’t necessarily reflect how other viewers will interpret the data.

Anyhow just some ideas to try. The slop seems reasonable when I looked GIMP

lol, “everyone”

I left that shithole country over a decade ago. Enjoy your racist, shit-gibbon of a president, your broken healthcare, your predatory private prisons, your horrible “stroads” through the middle of your towns, and your HFCS laden ultra-processed slop you call food.

It’s all yours, friend. You deserve it.

Mister Potter, your imbecilic actions have made the sesh worse for everyone. You are supposed to corner the bowl, not torch the whole top.

FIVE is RIGHT OUT

I guess having naked concubines walk on your back is out of the picture. Seems weirdly self-limiting, but you do you.

You can manage an install-less solution with a docker container assuming you can get docker on the client machines.

There are numerous PDF cli tools that will split pages for you, so the challenge is finding the right one that is trivial for you to use with docker.

My internet sleuthing revealed that there is already a ready-made docker image for an older version of Apache PDFbox, but there are likely other docker containers you could use.

You can incorporate usage into the above snippet pretty easily if you ask one of the AI chatbots. Your prompt will be something like: “Given this one-liner in Powershell (copypaste the one-liner), I want you to change it to also use this docker container (link to github) of Apache PDFBox 2.0 (link to PDFBox docs) to split PDFs into pages. Rewrite the one-liner to do this.”