To be fair, Duke doesn’t seem to be much of a reader.

Sometimes he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces!

The media is the mouthpiece of the owner class. So they’ll say he’s evil and killed a wonderful, caring person and none of us dregs at the bottom should get any ideas that it’s okay or justified that he did it.

Gul Dukat did nothing wrong!

Half of all people are below the median.

Disposing of murder weapons.

Wario definitely would, for the reward, but Waluigi’s practically a blank slate. Poor guy’s never been given a personality.

I was able to find this via the Wayback Machine. Not much, but something.

On a physical level they sure are. Having obscene wealth means you want for nothing in that regard. Mentally it’s another matter. Money only buys happiness to a certain point - you don’t even need a million a year to reach maximum happiness. Anything over that doesn’t make things any better.

Suspicion. Maybe they’re perfectly legit.

That’s a true nightmare, when the oligarchs finally don’t have to suffer the indignity of death like the common rabble. It’s the only great equalizer we have left.

Except that some clearly are in practice. It’s a nice platitude, but it means nothing without action backing it up.

Pretty sure this one crosses ideological boundaries and has support with standard MAGAts as well.

Depends, is he a grotesquely corrupt, bigoted Christian white nationalist (since Italians are allowed to be considered white now)? That seems to be the kind of person America wants.

One of the few things working class people of all political leanings agree on. The problem with using Fashy GoFundMe is that I’d be even less inclined to trust the money would go where it’s supposed to than on regular GoFundMe.

Why aren’t they called “homelust” or “wandersickness?”

One thing that lends credence to him being the culprit is that he’s from a well-to-do family, with a Republican state congressman cousin, no less. I would think they would prefer a poor to be their patsy.

Idiocracy was very overoptimistic.

It will only be 4 years if we’re lucky.