schlongjohnson [he/him]

ive seen people proudly boycott bud lite by switching to busch lite

arthurs and aardvark, og book had him trying to get rhinoplasty. the others are different animals

whenever i eat a ton of pizza my dreams always start popping off

the dentists tried to take my teeth of wisdom, but i would not submit. my iq has grown by hundreds and yours can too

you love to see it

milk is the most fascist beverage

nerds will immediately go home after watching a movie to watch a four hour video essay before they can process their own feelings on things

oil rich area. probably just relatively more going on compared to the surrounding area