“Ich möchte auf Nudelgrösse geschrumpft werden” …“hmm, seltsam aber is dein Wunsch, ne?”

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I used to have a major crush on the brother of my best friend but never said anything. Mainly because i was a teenager and he was in his mid twenties and it would have made everything awkward between me and my best friend (it kind of feels forbidden where i come from). I think someone who seriously says something like this has nothing to lose or they know that nothing will ever happen anyway and they want to play mind games out of boredom or due to low self esteem.

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Haha, that is such a cool use for laser technology and also the fish look like they are clubbing. Thanks fo sharing :)

poor Anne Hathaway with her HR-looks

The key for a long life is plenty of rest.

only consume gay-rays indirectly.

fröhlichen Kuchentag!

i feel seen 🥹

i see, i have often heared tales about this “insta”

where do you always find these nice backgrounds?

how about killing time while making the vertical line on the bottom left line up with the lines of the arrows above it, you monster.

Schlange am Kopf packen und dabei Maul zu drücken. In Richtung Löwen schleudern um diesen abzulenken. In der gewonnenen Zeit vom Baum klettern, die Axt mitnehmen und flüchten. So ist das Problem zwar nur aufgeschoben aber das wäre mein Versuch.

warum spricht OP von sich in der 3. Person?

canon eos m50 with tele objective. i recently got a new one (tamron 70-300) so i could zoom in more on cats from the around the house.

not sure what DSLR means but it was shot with a proper camera i would say

uhm yeah i didn’t think about people having that problem and i didn’t know that was a lot. I will consider it for my next post

sorry, i meant in your dear friends souffles case

also very nice