For it was indeed a sentence the female had articulated.

bank you to.

In This economy? Can’t even buy a house for that.

But more seriously the bike is funny but irrelevant the fact is the the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is approximately a billion dollars, wether he actually went bankrupt entirely to the point of living in the gutters Is irrelevant the fact that matters is the CCP made him lose approximately all his wealth and just because he can live more comfortably than any of us doesn’t mean any other billionaire would ever make that choice and it doesn’t mean he has any influence left and it shows just how much reach and control China has over people.

This is incredibly unrealistic, I have never had this problem the seats are always tall enough to see over every one in front of you all the people in the back are just complaining for no reason

165 enterprise SAS drives::

$12,375.00

enterprise storage rack::

$32,000.00

That look on your face when you just crashed the only server with your entire company in it::

Priceless.

TBF when apple tried to solve this by limiting the amount you can charge everyone threw a hissy fit so I guess we got what we asked for🤷‍♂️

As someone who hosts multiple web servers with https let me just say SSL is the absolute worst, it doesn’t matter how you use it it just sucks getting set up

More like multiple personalities with each one more full of themselves then the last but that’s enough about your husband let’s talk about you.

Woke tom and Jerry.

No, I am your father!

That’s not true! It’s impossible!

Look within yourself you know it to be true

…

Then where is the child support?

No Luke Oni-Wan is your father!

This reminds me of a nightmare / trauma I had as a kid:

We lived on a farm and so we had these old rugs that worms would live under whenever we wanted to go fishing we would pull up a rug and there would be 10-15 worms under a single rug a nifty trick but we also had plenty of snakes that we would run into from time to time, they would get in the chicken coop and eat the eggs and chickens or live in birds nests or just swim along the creek we fished in but anyway the irrational fear was I would pick up a rug grab a hand full of worms put them in my pocket for fishing (it’s irrational because who stores works in there pocket??) and not notice my uncle told us that you don’t actually feel the snakes bite you (probably a lie idk) so I would assume I would just be walking along and slowly die from snake bites.

How did I get herpes?

Yeah that was me but you were really good last night.

YOU’RE ALIVE!!?

Like I said, you were really good.

Yeah he needs to sound more like a terrified little girl.

I scream!

You scream?

We all scream for ice cream!

I… Don’t think I mind this? WAIT WAIT WAIT! Pitch forks down! I know, I know my initial reaction was one of revulsion, condemnation, and self immolation and my gut instinct was to condemn it to every possible eternal Hell and sacrifice it’s children to prevent it’s genes from reproducing.

But hear me out, I literally five minutes ago was moving my gaming computer from the room with the VR set up back to my bedroom my computer slots into a spot so it is impossible to see the USB ports so I was Groping around in the back trying to find the right whole like a virgin on prom night when I finally got everything plugged in I start my computer and nothing works, the reason and this has happened multiple times is that I have devices that require USB 3.0 and a flaky mouse that doesn’t like USB 3.0 (I think the actual problem is that the wire for the wireless charging mat is just long enough that the USB signal can’t quite reach but USB 2.0 can) but anyway if the ports were turned the other direction I could feel which port is which, this is a problem USB C wouldn’t solve at least for the mouse because it would still be USB < 3.0

What are you gonna do? Chop off my arms and legs? Lol.

Fun fact:

So are sociopaths and rapists.

I think we’re moving to fast.

Come on babe we have to do it sometime

Oh my gosh, why is this so hard?

Oh oh is it supposed to hurt?

It’s fine, I just have to push a little harder.

Oh try twisting it

Yeah that’s good

Oh my God that fits so good

Anyway now that we moved the couch wanna have Sex?

Just KOTOR’s? JUST! Let me tell you something you little shit, I would burn everything Catlin Kennedy has ever built to the ground for… Well just for the opportunity, BUT! , I would also settle for the KOTOR’s over any other star wars to exist.

Fun fact:

There was actually 4 games planned with the fourth one being an epic End Game style cross over finally of Portal, TF, Left for Dead, CS, and Half Life all coming together to fight the combine But unfortunately the series only had a Half Life and decayed down to 2 games in each series.