Are ya winning, son?

It’s so intense!

Stop Eating

I keep mine next to my balls

Have you tried playing the video games you already own?

…or go make some money instead.

Crayons?

John Cena

Forgot to sync the Bluetooth steering wheel

Your dad is an isopod!

Books and Crannies is a great name for a bookstore that also sells oatmeal cranberry cookies.

Well that sucks

Apparently they get 15% off at Comfort Inn

Just uninstall all social media apps

I just pull mine out to scare the children

I remember when 128MB RAM sticks were $400

Get off my lawn

Wow, I haven’t heard that term in 30 years.

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

I’m at a loss