Maybe someday I’ll work somewhere with good PTO. currently 6 holidays, 2 pto weeks and 1 sick week.

What if we hit him with a car?

I still say this sometimes and hope that they actually get it 😂

No, it’s a toaster! (I was gonna link the brave little toaster but figured that was taking it a little too far past sarcasm lmao)

I don’t think this will work in my yard. The ants are farming aphids already. Boiling water helped a little with the grass and some of their aphid farms but the ants remain vigilant.

You know, I’m really just waiting for the day voyager supports gif insertion.

My gf went to touch my phone bc kitty is ADORABLE and i cautioned her with… colorful language lmao

weenie 🥹

This is the coping mechanism for the people whose cats like to fuck with tp rolls. I can’t go back now

Blowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence?

Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao

This SENT me.

you know you’ve done it.

-angry flaily puppycat.gif (voyager doesn’t allow gif insertion rn apparently)

^^^^me after clicking the link

Oh MF i swear i saw something like this in my subaru service manual to keep the timing sprocket in place while you have the belt off.

I couldn’t even get the burger flipping job starting out. Rude.

What about… your whole face? Is it allowed? 😭So FLUFFY ☠️

God, barf.

I was one of those sad goth kids clinging to the dresden dolls through my turbulent adolescence. After palmer met this nutsack her whole vibe changed. I mourned the loss of an era and ultimately left it all behind. I can’t even begin to fathom what kind of… Mind-shattering nightmare that would be, someone you connected with on that level, being the intersection in your life between “the before times” and one of the most traumatic things that can happen to someone. Fuck.

NC has a higher pop than LA county.
Wake county (NC) has a higher pop than MT.

I lived near Orange for a while. The way the cities and towns have 0 gaps between them was nuts to me. It’s just… you cross the street.

In MT you have 2 lane roads with several miles in between. The county I’m in now doesn’t touch the interstate. Wild.

Also means the fires out here, as terrifying as they are to my hurricane-seasoned ass, are more likely to take out stuff in the middle of nowhere and a handful of houses, not entire swaths of suburbia.

Doppelganger!!

Oh man. So I saw this post the other day and it was pixelated af. Today though, it’s nice and legible. Note 20, Android, voyager.