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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Confirmation that you are a loser at everything

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Confirmation that you are a loser at everything

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • kelpie_is_trying@lemmy.world
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    2 个月前

    Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      eat the ground

  • egonallanon@lemm.ee
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    2 个月前

    Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!

    • morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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      Don’t touch my penis!

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    2 个月前

    John Pinette:

    “You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”

    https://youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149

    • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world
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      A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.

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    The fuck? It’s all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should’ve factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I’d be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up… but that’s nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can’t fix! 😅

    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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      The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”

    • cattywampas@lemm.ee
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      Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it’s probably more for wasting food than eating too much.

      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.

  • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m spending too much time here

    https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46847228

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      Same lol, I also remembered this post and searched their profile for it

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    I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.

    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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      do not go gentle into that good night

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    The sign said all you can eat!

  • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

    That’s their whole promise!

    • lobut@lemmy.ca
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      Take it easy Lionel Hutz.

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Look, it’s not “all you can eat.” It’s "all you can eat."

        “You” is not the subject noun, it’s “all.” You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.

        I rest my case.

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          I’m not going to argue this, but no.

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        https://youtu.be/CqT-AvswCZo

    • Nounka@lemmy.world
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      A lot of them are a all you can eat on a 3 hour window. So cut off is logical

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