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minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·21 days agoIf you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down3·21 days ago- Michael Scott
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down2·21 days ago— Abraham Lincoln
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·21 days ago— Albert Einstein
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·21 days agoBut you fuck one goat…
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 days agoThere were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
— Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
— Abraham Lincoln
— Tupac
— Albert Einstein
– Gretz Waynkey
– The bus driver
But you fuck one goat…
There were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
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