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minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·13 days agoI can’t remember any details on this, so I’m probably going to butcher it, but I once heard a comedian talk about this. Roughly, he said: I love it when couples say “we’re expecting.” Like “we’re expecting a baby… But it could be an orangutan!”
minus-squareObsidianZed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·13 days agoThat sounds like Garfunkle and Oates.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 days agoPossible, but I don’t think I ever watched or listened to their material. I was thinking John Mulaney or Mike Birbiglia but couldn’t find a clip of either of them saying it after a brief search.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 days agoGives me strong Mulaney vibes. I know I’ve heard it before.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoHe had a whole bit that included babies being skinned for wallets by a cold laser bath machine but okay.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 days agoWho would do that if they didn’t like babies?
I can’t remember any details on this, so I’m probably going to butcher it, but I once heard a comedian talk about this. Roughly, he said:
That sounds like Garfunkle and Oates.
Possible, but I don’t think I ever watched or listened to their material. I was thinking John Mulaney or Mike Birbiglia but couldn’t find a clip of either of them saying it after a brief search.
Gives me strong Mulaney vibes. I know I’ve heard it before.
Jim Gaffigan maybe?
Nah, he likes babies too much
He had a whole bit that included babies being skinned for wallets by a cold laser bath machine but okay.
Who would do that if they didn’t like babies?