Spoiler
I saw a Bluesky post about “Trump on the roof” and I thought - whatever’s happening can’t actually be interesting. But it’ll give me a “caption this” post - maybe.
He’s such a filthy little sniper tease.
President Obama vs President Trump
President Obama scrupulously follows Secret Service instructions. The Secret Service scrupulously follows President Trump’s instructions.
“Who the fuck is scraeming ‘release the files’ outside the White House? Show yourself, coward! I will never release.”
There’s a freaking Cheeto on the roof of the White House!
My sources tell me Trump wanted to “eat lunch on the rooftop like in anime” but the door broke, so now they are waiting for the fire truck to come get them down
Spoiler for a quote from the office (it’s a lib guilty pleasure of mine)
spoiler
Michael: My life!
Dwight: Michael, what’s wrong?
Michael: Everything’s wrong! The stress of my modern office…has caused me to go into a depression!
Dwight: “Depression”? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut! Depression is a very serious illness! Over 32,000 people commit su*cide every year, according to a 2004 study!
Dwight: Is that the last year that data was available?
Michael: Yes.
lmao this is the first thing I thought of in the other thread.
The show had some choice bits.
/thread
No, bcs op said wrong answers only.
Dammit, fair
“A moment of quiet contemplation and introspection.”
Our big completionist boy is jumping around trying to find all the collectibles in and around the whitehouse for that 100%
Trump trying to attract geese by imitating their cries
which is to say, Trump plans to fake his death to escape Epstein entanglements
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
looking to see if there’s any underage girls around that would like to ‘work’ at his spa
they’re playing hockey
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“JD, you ignorant slut.”
