astronot [he/him, comrade/them]

“A moment of quiet contemplation and introspection.”

I like how it’s a microcosm of a big chunk of the modern US right wing (from left to right):

• Anti-communist, immigrant-hating immigrant
• Retired general and CNN foreign policy “expert”
• George W. Trump
• Juiced up navy seal podcast bro
• Tech CEO/AI evangelist/epic memer
• Christian pastor and definitely NOT a diddler
• Full-time conspiracy nut

Notably absent:

• Botoxed Fox News anchorwoman
• Soy right memelord (although the podcaster or tech bro might fill that niche)
• ???

Corvids for sure. The birds of prey are cool, but a little aloof and they’d probably ignore me. The shore birds are too skittish, they’d scatter as soon as I looked in their direction. The songbirds are nice, but too small and musical. The waterfowls are just complete assholes. But the corvids, when you’re friends with them, you’re set.

The Enron-style logo is a nice touch

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

apology for poor english

when were you when mac donald dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

‘mac is die’

‘no’

and you???

Blirble. And I don’t care if he hates me, I still love him.

Imagine Joe Biden’s decrepit old head grafted onto Gavin’s supple California liberal body.

Instead of beanis, will we now be required to talk about L-L-L-Lava Ch-Ch-Ch-Chicken?

Ah, little Syntax Error, seems like an ok kid

I stole some old clothes out of a random basement with Mr. Spock, and then Joan Collins made out with me.

Hey! What did I ever do to them?!

Be warned: libs taste greasy and stringy. Like eating a walrus. I think it’s because of the steady diet of mystery meat burgers.

Or like me, type D: just lurk, don’t post

Ugh.

Fucking hell. There is no word for this level of smug ignorance. Smugnorance?

Redhat, in 1997. A group at my college was burning CDs and giving them away, along with some “extra” goodies like whatever version of Enlightenment was new at the time, I remember being amazed by that. Or maybe it was just some E themes, don’t remember exactly. I think Redhat still came with FVWM95 and maybe OpenStep. I spent so many hours editing those damned Xfree86 configs just to get basic VGA graphics to work.

What about dark matter? One pound of it weighs over 10000 pounds.

I say tomato