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Pet the damn dog!
They do like them some shell scritches.
Get that brushy on!
Tortoise got a crush on the lawn mower.
They figured out a shortcut pretty quickly.
“Leave my salad alone!”
Sonic the tortoise
Always hilarious seeing a turtle or tortoise fire up the afterburners! Saw a softshell turtle on the river the other day, size of a dinner plate. Dude teleported away faster than my wife could turn to see.
Who mows circles with a push mower?
Someone trying to avoid being attacked by a tortoise clearly
Me.
Spiral/circle patterns are more efficient for push mowers in terms of effort, speed, and continuity.
Who has lawns? Oh right, Americans 🤡
