TomMasz

Parents: It’s great to be different, you do you.

Bullies: It totally fucking isn’t.

“Bad gator, bad! Drop it! Drop it!”

Gatorade is like summer camp bug juice, you refer to it by color, not flavor.

It certainly would be afterwards.

This is ingenious and profoundly disturbing at the same time.

I also wonder if they’re still alive.

The federal government is a protection racket now. You pay your money and your windows don’t get broken and your business doesn’t mysteriously catch fire. It may be illegal, but who’s going to do anything about it?

Contains 100% of your RDA for iron(y).

There’s a 100% probability it will dent your skull.

What, no porn folder?

I stand corrected.

I don’t think you can distill it down any further.

Who knew raccoons were such good snugglers?

“If you’re not willing to sacrifice your mental and physical health for me, get out of my sight.”

“Social media influencer” is synonymous with “asshole”.

Smart move on their part.

Of course.

Funny, the Republicans don’t seem to face any legal hurdles.

Groki is Elon, this is the proof.

Interesting move for the Democrats. Where was the will to take direct action like this six months ago when it would have mattered?

I must say, Chair truly brought me to tears.