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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago

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  • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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    I went to an alligator themed tourist attraction in Florida years ago where a man would hover his hand inside an alligator’s mouth - he claimed that if you don’t touch their palate, the alligator’s bite reflex will not be triggered.

    Now this man had about 4 fingers on both of his hands combined, so take from that what you will…

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      That sounds like someone with personal empirical evidence

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    We’ve been training for this since we were kids

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      Ow… Ow… Ow…

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      memries

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    This also has the side effect of sending the targeted reptile to horny jail

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    Forbidden snoot boop

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      It’s instructing us to do it, it is a permitted snoot boop

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    the diagram looks like the person is trying to pull an apple out of its nose

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    That’s a great way to lose an arm…

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      If it bites your arm you just bonk it with your other arm and repeat the cycle until it’s tuckered out.

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    they work like those trash bin lids, push it until it clicks and it unlatches to swing open, then push it down again and it clicks closed

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    It will release whatever it holds, and grab your arm instead!

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    Bop it!

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    Tap it or punch it? I mean there’s a difference in both movements and intensity.

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      Bop it!

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      I feel like in the moment, one would want to overdo it rather then underdo it. Particularly if the thing in its mouth is your other arm or leg.

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        I mean that would be my instinct but what if they have like a pressure point there that requires a specific amount of force that happened to be approximately the same as a light tap?

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      the illustration has a closed fist so I think a hearty thwak! is called for.

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    “Bad gator, bad! Drop it! Drop it!”

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    No effect when you are in the mouth.

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    The only thing that worries me, Jim, is being the first one down that gullet.

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    “Oy! What’s the big idea, can’t you see I’m enjoying my mea-dammit, fell for it again…”

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