I was right for the wrong reasons, I was thinking of chickens

the diagram looks like the person is trying to pull an apple out of its nose

some* dinosaurs predate the invention of the internet

also the desert is a remote location less likely to get a signal

because I’m not a chemist ??? obviously

MyDarkestTimeline01 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

oh sweet! manmade horrors within my comprehension

I agree, they should be more like me and use their brain to cook the planet

edit: now that’s what I call hot-headed

+2, I love what can be done with technology but hate what can be done with technology

one of the three presets do!

I snore but I have sleep apnea, maybe get that checked if you also have poor sleep

I’m confused. I thought veganism was about animal welfare, what does it have to do with food being made out of chemicals?

humbug

yea

my reading comprehension is an anvil

admittedly I did see a birthday card made by this guy in the store recently

Yes, it’s quite queer indeed.

hey you, yeah you, you’re finally awake

in my experience tastes like (savory-sweet?) metal and pain

edit: not beating the pica allegations at this rate, doesn’t help that I do actually have an ED

I was a dumb child

already tried, I think they put something in them to make it taste horrible, similar to the switch cartridges