“Oy! What’s the big idea, can’t you see I’m enjoying my mea-dammit, fell for it again…”

Everybody knows fur is a Deep State psyop, this image is clearly fake. Nice try, the Government!

…hmmmmmm…

The sort of shit which makes one age 30-40 years in a couple of seconds.

… I should’ve stopped at the happy bread…

Meh… Robot Wars is better…

Really supportive bloke, that Satan!

Shave it off! I dare ya’! I double-dare ya’!

All of these names sound like old timey insults…

Oh, c’mon, that’s clearly a baby alie-DO NOT HEED THIS MEAT PUPP-MY WORDS, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!

👃👈 😉

I’m sorry, someone’s private life kinda’ ceases to be relevant to one’s character if one becomes and acts like a literal tyrant in public…

…I mean, Denmark still has people, they’re basically made out of meat.

I give it half a year before someone figures out how to breach-and-leak this shit…

To be fair, she really does look like a Bawss! (Pawss? Sorry…)

Loose thy noodles 'pon thy sink!

Woo! Awesome move, thank you! And congrats for doing something real!

Thankfully, I’ve only ever had to dole out some periodic dewormers (the yearly “just in case” ones), and only when the vet couldn’t see us for that. It was an adventure every time, though!

Mum was a wiz at meat wrapping! I never understood what she did differently, but she was always one-and-done!

When I read “pill shooters” I imagined a sort of NERF gun:)) That would be hilarious!

But, yes, it’s been a struggle every time. I did find, however, that one of my cats presented significantly less resistance if I’d imbibe the pill with some ham or salami (I’d just rub it on the meat for a bit), then feed it to her immediately after I’d give her a bit of ham/salami to whet her appetite and get her nommin’ thoughtlessly. She’d chomp the pill, then I’d give her another bit of ham afterwards, to keep her chewing and swallowing. Then the crying started, because no more ham. Only worked with the one, though (she was THE gourmand, and love-hated me because I refused to give in and overfeed her).

“Yees, yees, good nom, veery good nom, boiled chicken, mmm! Ignore the pill I stuck inside it, just eat it, yees! No! Nonono, don’t spit it o-oh, god damn it…”