WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]
Entirely believable. I can’t imagine anyone worse in this position. 50 cent… Martha Stewart… Usain Bolt… Alexis Texas… Anyone at all. All preferable.
Martha Stewart has the chops for this administration. She’s been in prison.