Your country has a paedo in charge.

The UK is literally the safest place to be a child

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Can you send me 40 quid a year? It’s basically nothing.

5 acres is just over 2 hectares. Or 46000 washing machines. 12000 large rocks.

Entirely believable. I can’t imagine anyone worse in this position. 50 cent… Martha Stewart… Usain Bolt… Alexis Texas… Anyone at all. All preferable.

This person sounds like trouble, always with an axe to grind, real or otherwise. What kind of person has a hissy fit because they didn’t think you said enough nice things about them? Avoid like the plague.

They’ve played their hand and it’s not on you anymore to be the mediator or nice guy.

I can’t say I’ve ever been asked breast or thigh at KFC. It’s not an option to choose from on the menu items, and it’s clear if it’s a burger, leg, breast or whatever on the menu.

Play to win.

You’re likely using it wrong. They’re great, when you have a good one.

Why would you still use them after the first day you knew this was happening?

It has to be straight to 5. Get up. Crack on.

You wouldn’t have the illness, being invulnerable.

Best is invulnerability.

Worst is mind reading, if you can’t turn it off. Or Squirrel Girl being able to talk with squirrels only.

Most practical is telekinesis.

I knew a man named Michael Finnegan, He grew whiskers on his chinnegan, The wind came out and blew them innegan, poor old Michael Finnegan, beginnegan.

I bet most have gyms as well.

Yes. Totally normal to have regular mild snoring at any age.

That’s John Carpenter’s The Thing, though.

I never understood why all the gym people I see in work seem to eat food with the flavour removed, like some paprika or pepper might ruin everything.

‘gamefully’

The Omen.

‘It’s all for you, Damien.’

Susie Willies. I bet she does.