this is the worst thing on this website i’ve ever laughed at, and i’ve laughed at a lot of dark stuff here

yes but i also hated him before watching that

holy fuck i hate bill maher so fucking much die you smug idiot fuck

dork owl? yeah, they’re a dork. weak ass 1/1 that taps for mana. not even gonna chump block anything

seizing control over the DC police and mobilizing the national guard because a teenager got beat up? is this some pretext to do something else or is he just trying to send a message to… someone?

now, forgive me for being a checked out and uninformed simpleton, but why is Trump doing this and why now?

i can see the sword of damocles dangling over my head and i’m screaming at it, begging for it to just drop on me already

Harry explaining to Kim why he had to punch Cuno

run to the center thing last election and it didn’t work?

you mean every election since the 70s?

Passenger boat Chicago’s Little Lady was hosting the 1:00 PM Chicago Architecture Foundation tour of the Chicago River. While passing under the bridge, the boat received the full contents of the tank on the seats of its open-roof terrace.

The boat’s deck was swabbed by its crew, and service was resumed for its scheduled 3:00 PM tour.[12]

oh god, they went back into service after just getting soaked in a bus full of shit less than two hours ago? what the fuck

oh lmao, i wasn’t the only one to see that

your skull is the pinnacle of craniometric perfection

8 mana for something i might consider if it were a 3 or 4 drop? nah, get out of here. for 9 mana in the same colors I could drop a Blazing Archon onto the battlefield

i think it would be better to just them all instead of studying those 4chan weirdos

fine but you’re catching these hands if i see you pull another 1 han open hand

“ron”

“RON THIS, ASSHOLE. I WAS IN TENPAI FOR A HANEMAN AND YOU WENT FOR AN OPEN TANYAO”

and then you start working on your martial arts

You show great promise, young one

Do a bunch of pushups (idk however many you feel like), then come with me. We’re going to that one store full of weeb shit in the mall to look at karambits and swords from anime to put on the wall of the dojo. You can’t wear a shirt out in public though

first lesson, we’re working on your vibe. here’s a headband and an empty beer can to crush on your forehead

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