Orbhub!!?

Aye, I was more pissed about this color equals this emotion logic thrown out by the idiot in the screenshot. Also the person using it in this context transcends ignorance to a new level of stupid unfounded.

Fun fact about color theory: it’s situational and tied to context. You can’t just follow it blindly like some moron.

Beyond the basic “red means stop” or “blue feels calm” stuff, there are cultural associations that can’t be ignored. Take purple and green, for example. In the U.S., you’ll rarely see them paired in a corporate brand because pop culture, especially comics, has used that combo for villains so often. Think the Joker, Green Goblin, Maleficent… it’s baked into the visual shorthand.

Like it or not, those patterns get lodged in a culture’s collective subconscious. People will still use the combo, but someone who dislikes it often can’t explain why. The reason is decades of media have trained their brain to read “purple + green = bad.”

Same with red streaks. Our monkey brains connect it to danger or injury almost instantly. That one’s probably wired into us from way back. See blood, assume something’s wrong.

Is this because he also has a worm or slug in his brain?

At least you have hands! I had to get my fabricated from the town blacksmith.

Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Real people have sex on moon rocks.

Once empty. That’ll be worth $50-$75 on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace.

Heckpuppy

Only if I can strap dynamite to you first.

Imagine cooking a hamburger using that torch.

Is that a baby monkey she’s blasting?

Self suck or break it off to suck?

Does fisting count as combat?

Hopefully it’s immunity to lung cancer.

I heat myself today
to stop the chill
I focus on the warmth
the only that’s real

Get you own Pretty Heat Machine at REZNOR’S HEATING, today!

“We’ll Heat You and Your Animal!”

Arguably the best video made by Shmorky for Something Awful before going bat shit insane.

For those of who worked at certain restaurants, you might have experienced a dedicated group of 75+ friends and yes they do meet at the same place everyday. In fact when we were closed they’d camp outside in the parking lot in lawn chairs.

The exact same group of geriatrics… every single day. Honestly it was sad to see one missing and not come back because you knew why.