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Full Goblin Mode.
In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.
I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that’s technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?
The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.
Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing
Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief
until someone is fr stealing your package xdd
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
