Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.

That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.

Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!

The AI bots that are gonna watch the video for training. Won’t anyone think of them!?

The dome from the Simpsons movie is looking more reasonable every day…

Dude’s probably about to privatize school lunches using Jared from Subway as an example

He wouldn’t have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn’t have stopped on its own after hitting the second person

Yeah, would’ve been better if she adds you to her sudoers file.

Sounds like a good idea, except I hope Apple has a strategy in place for exceptions like protective services (which some organizations may even need numbers updated occassionally) and 911 for obvious reasons.

I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

Common misconception, that’s actually a half-colon (not to be confused with semicolons or colon type-c)

No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

I was gonna do something at 9:45, but it would take 16 minutes so now I can’t…

There hasn’t been much to my knowledge, but thanks to Asahi Linux’s efforts now Fedora ships out if the box with FEX as a solution as of last month (not sure compatibility, performance or ease of install for other distros, just reporting what I’ve heard) :
https://fedoramagazine.org/new-in-fedora-running-x86-programs-on-arm-systems/

How are you living in portrait? This feels a lot like a “how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?” type of take

What else is the pencil brush for? I also turn the opacity of the eraser down to make it more accurate.

We’ll see that once McDonalds offers him a purple heart happy meal

I already paid for a year subscription before the announcement, I’m just gonna finish my course and waste their server resources before the year is up and then bail

I’m at 1935 and can confirm stockholm syndrome kicks in around the 2000th time you translate “el búho verde es mi unico amigo”, it’s nice…