But isn’t the whole point of that to avoid the “oh sweetie…”?

You forgot about the garish fake gold covering everything, otherwise yes

Because they also have chosen to live completely separated from reality and they’re happy to see the rest of the world joining them.

Is it all Poe imagery? The bird and the half-built wall definitely could be, it’s hard to make out the rest. Could be a tell-tale heart there in the bottom right I guess?

It’s either pod racing or Bob Odenkirk

And the “desert” is really plains. But they’re definitely racist.

Can’t move if you don’t live anywhere

“All dogs are adopted…” - Harris Wittels, rip

chatgpt sounds like them

You don’t vote for spiders!

If you don’t want people to know your opinions, it’s most likely because those opinions are stupid. Think on that.

They’re saying the tax rate should be 0 for 5-figure incomes.

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Doesn’t work

Maybe if we were on reddit, here I really don’t think that’s true.

Too bad they don’t have a quorum…

Don’t forget, he literally said it himself, he gropes women’s genitals without their consent. We don’t need character witnesses to know this guy is a wretched scumbag, he brags about it.

Thanks for your contribution to hard-hitting political journalism, Billy Bush.

Good thing I don’t run. Either way, it ain’t a haiku.

Edit: and if you’re counting “our” as two syllables but “aren’t” as only one, it’s time for self-reflection

I seed what you done there. Nut bad, nut bad at all…

That’s 5-5-5