I just had a conversation with Wotan and he has agreed to hand over the Rhine-gold. At first I demanded Freia and her golden apples of eternal youth, but he said “please Mr. President don’t take Freia for without her apples we will wither away.” So I asked him for his ring so that I may be granted the power to rule the world, and he gave it to me.

Aggregate basalt?! But I could of sworn they’d never hurt a mica.

“Thank you for the gold kind stranger.”

Steel?

Get this human made alloy outta here!

“Contractor got caught using the wrong pipes for the sprinkler systems for three buildings. Have to check to see if this is number four.”

Nah, he’s nepo baby bragging

Seahorse = IRL MPREG

Almost like biology is a crapshoot of “good enough” and not some ridged binary system.

Five Botswanan Lionesses Grow Manes, Start Acting Like Males

Dubai?

Millennial got too old.

Now it’s time for gen z/alpha

“Do a backflip!”

You mean to tell me the country that stubbornly holds onto an archaic measurement system continues to use archaic measurements?

Amerikkkans when told a quarter pounder is less than a quarter pound after cooking.

Lavender