Diddler on the roof
I hate myself for not coming up with this one. God dammit.
There’s a dang cheeto
inon the white house.Wandering around aimlessly is a sign of dementia
or a new yorker
it’s not surprising that the city that never sleeps suffers from dementia 😔
DO A FLIP
I do this at work when i’m depressed, too. Safety never goes all the way to the roof unless they have to so i can take my hard hat off and stare into the void
Finding a secluded area to hit my DMT pen during the lunch rush
I’m saying this as someone who does full shatter dabs at work: “The fuck can you work on DMT?”
The machine elves are really good teammates, great problem solvers
It’s over in minutes. It was known as the “businessman’s trip.”
Its like a 10 minute experience even if it feels much longer. You can get back to what you were doing pretty easily
where/how does one acquire a dmt pen? how on earth is that a thing?
I got mine off a deepweb marketplace a few years ago. Don’t recommend doing that if you aren’t familiar with it but I can’t think of another way if you don’t know someone with connections
Yeah I had a buddy make some dmt years ago and he sprinkled some into vape juice from a guide he found online
Call me nostalgic but not long ago the president wandering around on the roof of the white house and when he’s asked what he’s doing he screams ‘NUCLEAR WEAPONS’ would have caused the stock market to collapse
Believe it or not, bullish.
Waiting for his lover to return from the sea.
She sits by her window. She sips at her tea. She waits for her love, To return from the sea. Her suitors come calling. She watches the tides, And all the while Violet bides.This reminds me of when I used to think bolded words in comic text were supposed to be strung together into secret messages
House of Leaves induced brainworms
One of my favorite writing styles in the world was fan translations of Jojo where every fifth term would be put in quotation marks, like (to use a made-up example):
Vespucci is using his “ballpoint pen” to shift the “center of gravity” of the “boat!” I need to “eat” some of these “canned sardines” to control the “distribution of weight.”
I don’t know why it was written this way. It might be to indicate that they were using English there (some translations do that, but this one never noted it) or maybe Araki’s use of punctuation really is that unhinged.
That could be verbatim Jojo text and I wouldn’t be able to prove you wrong.
I’ve gotta make the most of my brainrot
I think it’s just supposed to be emphasis, just weirdly translated.
En el muelle de San Blas 🎼🎶🎵
Brandy, you’re a fine girl
You’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Such a fine girl
But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea
DoDooDoDooooDo
Change Brandy to Brandon
“Do a backflip!”Dang, we don’t have any Bender emotes.
TFW you are becoming Joe Biden.
when u realize the call from an network of wealthy pedophiles is coming from inside the house, from your private line, and you’re just leaving a VM on your own phone.
The Brandoning
“I’d love to just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great”
He kinda like me. Just wants to climb up top and look at a thing
GODDAMN IT ANDOR! TAKE THE BLOODY SHOT!!
I think this is related to him doing renovations on the White House. There was some talk about building a new expansion on the White House (a ball room?). In boomer logic, you have to stand on top of the roof to envision a new construction project. He yelled something to the press about spending his own money to benefit the country. I’m not sure why the press was there.
It’s a funny pic, but it’s definitely pretty normal “boomer doing home renovations” behavior.
Makes perfect sense and yeah, they’re adding a huge new ballroom that deforms the White House like a tumor on a rat.
