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Because you can’t get a girlfriend, or because this is your dad?

Work from home. You know, naked from the waist down during zoom meetings, etc.

Lol… Kamelåså

Don’t talk with your mouth full!

Correct

Work from home, buy less stuff, eat less meat, and most importantly throw all billionaires feet first into a wood chipper.

The problem is real. the past few years it’s been raining as much as snowing during polar night in northern Norway.

Yeah, totally. But, If you want to do it right then all the previous cut scenes should be formative events in your relationship. So they wouldn’t be the same for everyone.

Hilarious! Good one, Vance!

If we want to eat today, then me. She’s a good cook but very slow. I used to work in restaurants so my chopping speed is orders of magnitude faster than hers.

Control, the horizon games and stardew valley.

Nah my fiancé gets to 10 hearts with everyone in a couple of days. She’s very methodical about it.

Stardew valley obviously. I’m also going to steal that so hard.

Yeah, they don’t do that where I live. They get housed and fed by the government. The only people begging are Roma. And there are laws preventing people from approaching you so they have to settle for sitting on the street corner with signs.

You can do your bit by buying locally produced drugs. You’ll also be supporting the community by creating work for American criminals.

Wasn’t my experience in Shreveport.

Compromise?

People get more sociable the closer you get to the equator. This is reflected in the distance from which people talk to you. So in the southern USA people are very chatty and will talk about pretty much anything while basically sitting on your lap, but in Norway you’ll pretty much just shout across the fjord at someone to tell them their house is on fire if you’re in a talkative mood. Talking to cashier’s doesn’t happen anyway.

Cats are a great way of dealing with the pigeons and rats that are very common in older cities.