Dating apps and irl just isn’t doing it. Escorts are pricey after awhile and not as satisfying and meaningful. Plus I don’t wanna have to pay women for play every one time hookup. Any suggestions?
If you’re not able to go out and get some ass in the next 48 hours from a stranger, then you should probably not be replying with advice. For better or for worse, op is looking for a quick shag. Telling him to go to the library or church to find a gentle and kind lover who will appreciate him for his personality is not what is being asked for.
Son wants to clap some cheeks and wants to know where he can find a population of the sort of women who wants to get they cheeks clapped without a lot of questions.
I don’t know if it is a realistic request, but thats what he asked.
Straight talker! Upper management written all over 'em.
If it was realistic for op he probably wouldn’t have to ask
This comment was adressed at other people giving advice, not for OP.
You don’t know that
Hence why I hedged my statement with ‘probably’.
I agree and disagree at the same time. Bars/clubs/etc can be good for quick hookups. Social hobbies can lay groundwork for much greater depths of sustained sluttery.
Lower your standards and close down some bars.
This is the way
Honestly, one doesn’t really have to have low standards when taking that approach. Just go to bars that fit one’s vibe and talk to people, and don’t be judgemental on superficial things. Either it’ll click with someone or not.
To be fair, it does help if one finds the majority of people of their preferred gender(s) to have something beautiful about them.
And being a bit of a slut. I can state from personal experience that that helps. Embrace your inner slut (ethically).
Sorry, you’ve pegged the three main ways of finding girls who want to bang quick - online, in bars or clubs, and plunking down some cash. There is no magical place where there are an excess number of sexy, horny women looking to hook up with an average guy - that is a fantasy.
The reality is, you simply must beat out your competition.
Online, that means having good (ie, excellent) pictures and paying money to the apps.
IRL, it means having a good personality, being able to hold a conversation and flirt well, and being able to handle a lot of rejection to your face.
In both cases, it means dressing and grooming yourself both well and with a distinctive style, looking healthy and athletic, and playing the numbers game.
Straight up: if you are not at least adequate in all these respects, literally all you have to do is get to work. Asking more questions isn’t as important as straightening out your diet, hitting the gym, hitting the mall, hiring a photographer, and talking to as many people as you possibly can until you are comfortable and confident talking to strangers.
This is, admittedly, an absolute shit ton of work. But it is the way to regularly get girls to want to hook up with you. No shortcuts - just be better.
*One footnote - if you do not live in a major metro area or college town, your success rate will drop dramatically simply due to demographics. Women in general, and especially women who are open to hooking up, tend to congregate to these areas. You aren’t gonna get much poon in a north dakota oil field, brochahco.
git gud
OP - read a different comment.
Well first of all through God all things are possible so jot that down.
I have to put my penis inside God and go through him to stick my penis inside women???
Dude.
You overestimate the size of my penis. It is NOT 4 feet long!
Maybe you’re supposed to put your dick in God then puppet God around to fuck the women with God’s dick
Shut up Mac
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OP wants to put God through a mattress
Be gay (or have zero standards, including gender) and get on Grindr.
Please don’t propagate the myth that all gays are ultra horny and promiscuous all the time. It is not true. Gay men deal with a shit ton of toxic standards as well.
the myth that all gays are ultra horny and promiscuous all the time.
I don’t think any reasonable person believes that, but i’m sure the amount of gay men who are horny, promiscuous and aren’t flooded with offers is a lot higher than the amount of straight women who are horny, promiscuous and not flooded by offers.
IDK about all gays, but the ones on Grindr sure as hell are.
Source: I’m on Grindr.
There was a guy with an awfully similar name to you, asking awfully similar questions.
I’m not trying to out you if you’re actually the same guy trying to get around a ban, but if you are, why pick such a similar name? It’s bordering on suspicious - picking an explicitly religious name then posting about prostitutes.
If this is coincidence, and you’re a completely different guy with a similar name posting about a similar topic within the space of a week, I apologise - and I don’t want to freak you out too much, but you may have a doppelganger.
Seeing this account with the same posts gives me bot vibes.
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Oh I was going to suggest Mouser and DIgikey for most kinds of electrical stuff, but it sounds like you are after something different.
I mean given the right socket…
Get a kinky hobby and then join your local community. For me it was bondage. Go to meetings, get to know people (emphasis on people). When you pass the vibe check you should get invited to parties. During all this you should be able to get to know enough people who are DTF.
Clubs, streets, bookshops, cafés, etc.
Dance clubs? All set and same with streets
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Boomhauer Teaches Bobby How To Pick Up Women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCYI hate that it works, but it definitely does.
This was great thank you lmao
Are you the same guy who was struggling on here a while ago?
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Yes.
The easiest thing to do is make friends with plenty of people IRL through a shared hobby or interest. Those that are interested in being FWB will make themselves apparent over time. Just be honest and when appropriate, let people know you’re DTF, but not looking for anything more than sex right now.
There aren’t many people not looking for long term monogomous committed relationships. There might even be none in your area depending on your age and other factors. But that’s the best advice I can give on the matter.
EDIT: I know you said dating apps and IRL aren’t working for you right now, but honestly, there really are only two places to find people: online and IRL, so my advice still stands.
Get interested in the world around you in some way and then meet up with others with those same interests.
Easier said than done.
Yes, but it is a step. It could be as simple as learning more about an animal or even a tv show. Fan spaces can be anywhere. Libraries exist and frequently have free activities for people to attend. I’m not saying it’s easy, but having something to talk about is better than nothing.
No I mean, it’s easy to have interests, but hard to find people with similar interests, and 100x more hard in hookup context. But if you mean getting new hobbies based on what is available in some local circles just for the sake of socializing there, that could work I guess, but it does feel off somehow. I mean, you’re probably not genuinely interested in that and you have enough of your own interests and only pretending just for the sake of socializing/hookups.
I agree your going to find it hard to be interested solely for hookups. But if you focus on what is available around you, you may find something new that you like. As well as, have an opportunity to meet new people. I also feel if you are going only to hookup with someone you are cheating yourself out of what could be a full experience. Focus on the event, enjoying yourself, and meeting new people; if you do that you’ll naturally meet people who may want to hookup witb you.
Friend of a friend used dating apps to find places to sleep while traveling, and couch surfing apps to find hookups.
