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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Go team cancer.

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Go team cancer.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Can’t wait for the stage where China invents the MRNA cancer vaccine and it’s banned in America because President Vance said it contains secret microchips that get into our brains and turns us into gay commies.

    • Bruja [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      Turn?

      • Pentacat [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        If you’re already a gay commie, it turns you into a double gay commie.

        • heatenconsumerist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Oh fuck capitaldcolon

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Ha, joke’s on them

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      A vaccine for fucking cancer would have me looking into medical tourism.

  • curmudgeonthefrog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Cuba made a lung cancer vaccine back in 2011 and it’s still in clinical trials in the US. Even if we ever got cancer vaccines they were always going to slow roll them. Chemotherapy is just way too profitable

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      Similar to the Ebola vaccine which was acquired and then not developed at all for a decade and a half

  • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Remember stem cells? Now all the MAGA athletes are doing medical tourism in other countries, getting stem cell treatment.

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    damn I can’t believe we elected the guy who said “we’re gonna cure cancer” and then TRUMP DID THIS by being elected after that guy’s presidential term

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      Look, cure cancer once shame on you. Cure cancer twice shame on… you can’t cure cancer again.

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        fool-me-once

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      “We’re gonna bring back cancer ladies and gentlemen! Sleepy Joe wanted to regulate cell mutation! Yes, yes he did. We should be letting the free market decide!”

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      theyre gonna cure cancer by making it illegal to create statistics about cancer. hey look at that, 0 zero cancer deaths. Your parent didn’t waste away from cancer, they were just WEAK.

      He is literally everything they say about the DPRK.

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    While all anti-vaxxers deserve to have their running water taken away until they realize they live in a society I hold special hate for the HPV “skeptics” that just think STDs are God’s judgment for having premarital sex.

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    Tf did I miss

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      RFK yanked 500 million from mRNA vaccine development because he’s a worm brained dipshit who thinks they’re ‘dangerous’

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    • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Mrna vaccine funding just got shitcanned by the antivaxxers in chief

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  • LeninWalksTheEarth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    the vaccines will still happen, it will just be China that figures it out.

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      And/or Cuba.

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    Since cancer astrologically is a crab, this calls for a crab rave sadness-abysmal

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    accelerating your “terminal illness” to own the libs (your doctor)

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    geordi-no mRNA vaccines

    geordi-yes Mr. Nah vaccines

    joker-amerikkklap

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    I wish the ones responsible for these policies would find out the hard way about the consequences, but the rich probably already have the cures hidden away for their own use while the poor pay fortunes to blast themselves with radiation

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    It does make me wonder why the US establishment does this. Is there just more money in snake oil? Are they so far gone that they don’t even realise that a healthy and not-dying workforce is more productive than a disease ridden one? Do they not understand that if another country creates these sorts of cures then the US doesn’t? That their medical industry can’t patent troll their way into controlling global healthcare and other countries will move on without the US? I just don’t understand their actions, even in the context of being greedy out of touch billionaires.

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      is there just more money in snake oil?

      Uhmm… duh. Of course there is. What do you think the current AI boom is? If you have a software company you just gotta mention AI and your valuation goes thru the roof.
      It’s also important to keep in mind that short term profits go above everything else.

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