Only on roads and sidewalks… and in trains and buildings and at ball games… on buses and grocery stores and malls and bananas and in the sky. But not in dreams, no sir-ee!
What? You think Ill be leaving? Its comfy in here. Man these chips are so delicious but so many crumbs. And I hate how the dip falls off them all the time. Man good thing there is so many things to wipe my hands on.
I fucking knew it. The judge said you weren’t allowed within 3 feet of me!
Only on roads and sidewalks… and in trains and buildings and at ball games… on buses and grocery stores and malls and bananas and in the sky. But not in dreams, no sir-ee!
And don’t forget milk cartons
Oh ffs. I have work tomorrow, how long are you going to be in there?
What? You think Ill be leaving? Its comfy in here. Man these chips are so delicious but so many crumbs. And I hate how the dip falls off them all the time. Man good thing there is so many things to wipe my hands on.
You know it’s bad when your memories smell like sour cream and onion.
Urgh. Every morning with this guy. I always wake up like I’ve been drinking all night, and the back of my eyeballs feel shat on