I’d frown pretty heavily and wait for them to explain themselves. I highly doubt anyone is dreaming of me in a sexy way and certainly no one is gonna risk a slap for it (a la Moonstruck), so I’m gonna be thinking they had a dream about some horrible fire breathing demon woman screeching at them and possibly burning down their lives.
To which I will say, cool, man. Then wonder wtf I did to traumatize this person.
Well, it definitely doesn’t mean they’re in love with you, if that’s what you mean. But a lot of people seem to take it that way. For me it’s exciting to hear. I know it doesn’t mean anything about how they view me on a deep level because dreams are just so random, but it’s still fun.
If it was a woman I’d potentially assume she was flirting with me
My wife sleep divorced me. LOL.
2 AM, she shoves me awake. She’s sitting on the edge of the bed like the chick from Paranormal Activity.
She pulls her wedding ring off, jams it in my hand, says “THIS IS FOR YOU! We need to make OTHER ARRANGEMENTS! I can’t believe you said THAT in front of our son!!!”
Then she lays back down and is dead asleep.
I’m like “WTAF?” Do I wake her up? Do I sleep with a knife under the pillow?
So I wake her up. She’s pissed, but not “Imma divorce you” pissed, just “It’s 2 AM why are you waking me up?” pissed.
“Do you know what you just did?”
“Wait, what? Why?”
So I hand her the wedding ring back.
“Oh… OH!”
Apparently, in the dream, I had been laying on the couch and she asked me to do something and I responded something along the lines of “Meh, I’d rather be boning Faye.”
Faye. A fictional character from the web comic “Questionable Content” which we both read.
https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Faye_Whitaker
But now it’s hilarious, because when she asks me to do something I can go “Meh, I’d rather be boning Faye.”
In her defense if you’d rather be porking that ball of anxiety who causes every man in her orbit to experience full on ego collapse than your wife, she has every right to divorce you. And Jeph can pay her legal fees, god knows he has the patreon money for it
I would ask them what the dream was about. The weirder the dream,the better.
Act surprised and a bit concerned, get a few details and then pretend that I also had the same dream but from the other perspective.
My wife and kid have had many dreams with me in it as I have had many dreams with them in it.
I have had three or four co-workers tell me I was in their dreams.
I don’t attach any importance to dreams. They are just random shit that bounces around in my head. I have the classic, what I call anxiety dreams. I can’t crawl across the road and a car is coming. I am in a final I never studied for.
I would ask for more details and then do an analysis of the dream, knowing that the dream has nothing to do with me. I’m just a symbol for something else, like a feeling or thought.
i assume it means they want to have sex with me
I mean its just normal. Im pretty sure im in all of them.
I fucking knew it. The judge said you weren’t allowed within 3 feet of me!
Only on roads and sidewalks… and in trains and buildings and at ball games… on buses and grocery stores and malls and bananas and in the sky. But not in dreams, no sir-ee!
And don’t forget milk cartons
Oh ffs. I have work tomorrow, how long are you going to be in there?
What? You think Ill be leaving? Its comfy in here. Man these chips are so delicious but so many crumbs. And I hate how the dip falls off them all the time. Man good thing there is so many things to wipe my hands on.
You know it’s bad when your memories smell like sour cream and onion.
Urgh. Every morning with this guy. I always wake up like I’ve been drinking all night, and the back of my eyeballs feel shat on
What am I going to dream about you tonight?
How I am the absolute model of human perfection of normality.
Wait… Hubert Manne? As in… Human? Are you an alien posing as a human being?
lol. that is thing so funny because of how untrue it likely is. you are very humungus fellow human. I will tell my earth mate as she to will find it so funny.
Hold up guys. I think this Hubert Manne might not be completely human. Note that they used the wrong “too”. Major red flag for aliens there.
hey hey hey there. Lets not get hasty here. We are all earth bros here and there is no such things as aliens. I mean if their were wouldn’t they like manipulating the media to get idiots into power so that they could easily take over and protect their agents. Thats like illegal immigrant type talk.
Wrong there. Definitely human.
Sorry guys, false alarm.
Context is sooo important in this case. What sort of dream?
You had a nightmare you say?
To shreds, you say?
Agreed with the other comment, the context does matter.
I’ve been featured in one my coworker’s dreams apparently. Not in a weird way, she’s told me and the dream was very funny. More like an inside/office type joke that must have snuck into her dream state LOL.
So years ago, I was going through chemotherapy, and was seeing an oncologist regularly. She was my age more or less and very attractive and single, but also an oncologist treating me professionally.
We got along very well and generally ended up talking about things other than my treatment (which is how I learned she was single - she shared that fact unprompted), but even with that, I never pushed it - it just seemed too weird to actually pursue a relationship with my oncologist. I couldn’t be sure how much of it was just in my head - some weird doctor/patient dependency thing - and besides, she was a responsible professional and I was a house painter living in a duplex and spending my spare time smoking pot and playing disc golf, so it wasn’t like I had anything of actual value to offer. So I just contented myself with pleasant conversations every two weeks.
Then one day, right near the end of my treatment, seemingly out of nowhere, she said, “I dreamed about you last night.”
I panicked. I couldn’t imagine any follow-up to that that wasn’t going to be weird or disappointing or stressful.
I don’t remember what I said or how the conversation went from there, but it was noncommittal enough that I never learned the details of her dream, and our last few appointments were straightforwardly professional, and that was that. My cancer never recurred, and I haven’t seen her since.
I’ve always wondered, but you know - if I had it to do over again, I doubt I’d do any differently.
Winner: Taskmaster Challenge “Biggest Anticlimax”
I panicked […] I don’t remember what I said
“How wet was that dream?”
That’s the correct response - in case you want to memorize it for next time ;-)
This is nothing like the last documentary I watched, where Dr Sins used a radical new technique to cure his patient’s cancer.
I like to ask them if I was in cosplay.
What cosplay would make it weird?
Galactus.
Depends on the friend but any of their waifus haha