Cmon at least get the story right. Lot’s daughters got him drunk on wine and raped HIM
Edit: Don’t remember him being a King either
Tampons and spicy food is woke?!!
Try Greek mythology if Christian myths are too tame.
Bidets are woke??
Having a clean ass is for homosexuals and Communists, duh!
In case people don’t believe this, it’s a real thing. Idiots aren’t wiping their asses because they legitimately think that touching your own ass is gay. And these people are allowed to just walk around freely in the world, no death penalty or anything.
Yeah, that’s why the only tradesman I know with one is in a union. He’s even friends with queer people.
Whoa, wrong way round! The daughters got him drunk on purpose so they could rape him and have his kids.
LOL, I was gonna say! King James Version for the purists:
32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
And they started two major lines! Good one girls!
Somehow, this bit was left out of my Sunday school instruction. No idea why.
Yeah, sounds more like they raped the dad. Also as another comment pointed out, I don’t recall him being king either.
And why is he “King” Lot in this? I actually can’t tell if this is 7D gigabrain satire or if this comes from some loose recollection of hearing a Bible story 20 years ago.
Edit: also, the image looks GPT-generated. What the fuck is up with the boy’s Polnareff-ass head, why is his left leg melting, and how is the dad’s left arm wrapping around him?
So in the story where they’re hanging out in the cave, his daughters thought they were the last people on earth and had an “obligation”
If you think this gives Lot a free pass, though, remember earlier, when the strangers (apparently angels,) were hiding in his place and the sodomites came out, he offered his own daughters to get raped instead.
Regardless, this entire affair is something that never happened.
The part with the crowd is meant to depict him as dedicated to hospitality, as was the duty of a host.
I do know the story. Did you mean for this to be a top-level comment?
OP, are we having slop for content again?
I’m sorry, kids. Slop is all they have time to scrounge together in their busy schedule, and if you don’t like it, then cook yourself a goddamn meal or go to your room & think about what you’ve goddamn said. This slop will be waiting for you when you’re starving.
Bunch of whiny ingrates.
You think I made this shit? Fuck no, I stole this fair and square
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Honestly in this case I think AI was a deliberately chosen medium - it’s a parody of alt-right memes (if the original creator didn’t just outright steal one) and those are AI.
Although it’d be hilarious if an actual artist deliberately imitated AI art.
“We have slop at home.”
Yeah… something looks really weird about their faces. Is this not even one of the more recent models?
Public sunscreen stations? It’s about time! If there’s anything I learned from the '90s it’s that everyone should wear sunscreen.
Despite being a white guy, I hardly ever wear it. If I’m going to the beach and catching reflections off the water and sand all day? Yeah. Otherwise I can hardly tan, let alone get burned. My little kids are very pale, takes 'em all day to catch a slight burn. Weird.
Despite smoking for 20+ years, I’m fairly wrinkle free at 54! I should look like a Shar Pei. Weird.
Lookin’ good for 54! Not nearly as pale as I expected before clicking that link.
Thank you! BTW, from the waist up, those are women’s clothes from the thrift.
When did bidets become politicized, that’s a new one for me
Tampons and spicy food are the ones that got me, lol.
Some of the most conservative guys I know were talking about their tushy bidets, it was cracking me up. Not sure how that breached their tough guy firewall
Public sunscreen stations? Do those exist?
Yes but his name is Don and only applies to kids
I don’t mean to invoke phrenology but the little girl on the right isn’t doing the right any favours.
it’s her bedtime pancake, don’t judge
Her bloodline is as pure as the driven snow there hasn’t been an outsider there for generations.
