toast.ooo
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience

lemmy.world

message-square
70
link
fedilink
567

If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience

lemmy.world

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
message-square
70
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    113
    ·
    edit-2
    5 days ago

    *puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*

    *puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*

    *Accidentally put in too much money, return button doesn’t work. Push any soda button, nothing happens. Next guy gets two sodas he actually pushed the button for.*

    • linkinkampf19 🖤🩶🤍💜🇺🇦@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      42
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      5 days ago

      This feels like a borked version of SCP-294

      • Tracaine@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        39
        ·
        5 days ago

        It’s not an SCP. It’s just a…vending machine from 1985. That’s how they all worked.

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          21
          ·
          5 days ago

          I once found a vending machine where I could pay for skittles, it wouldn’t give them to me, I’d get a refund, then I’d pay for them again and get TWO SKITTLES. I keep that location to myself but it was a godsend.

        • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          5 days ago

          Between that and the killer soda machine from Maximum Overdrive.

        • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          5 days ago

          ELI5 SCP

          • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            14
            ·
            5 days ago

            The SCP Foundation is a secret organization dedicated to securing, containing, and protecting various anomalous entities. The website is an archive of top secret documents including entries for each entity, called an SCP followed by a number, containing a practical name, detailed description, the effects of the anomaly, experiments performed, containment methods, pictures, etc. Objects can be anything, benign looking household items, monsters, seemingly normal humans, etc. There’s nearly 5000 entries on the site. It’s a pretty fun time sink if you’re into short horror stories. Most of them only take a minute or two to read. There’s also multiple games, most notably SCP Containment Breach and tons of spinoff material.

            • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              4 days ago

              So it’s like deep fiction to the tune of the game Control?

              • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                7
                ·
                edit-2
                4 days ago

                Exactly, it literally says in Control’s wiki, “inspired by paranormal stories about the fictional SCP Foundation.” I didn’t know the genre is now called “New Weird” though. I have some new authors to check out.

                • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  4 days ago

                  Hype. Thanks so much! I’m going to have to dig a while.

              • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                4
                ·
                4 days ago

                Yep! But Control is based off SCP, not the other way around.

                • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  4 days ago

                  Oh I didn’t reckon it was even related, just meant the same flavor - but very very interested knowing control is based on SCP

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            3 days ago

            come up with a weird supernatural concept and write it in the format of a lab report

            SCP-80085
            Special Containment Procedures: put it in a secure room and don’t fucking touch it.
            Description: SCP-80085 is a McTasty burger as served by the McDonald’s restaurant chain, seemingly immune to rot and decay. Anyone who touches it fucking dies instantly from clogged arteries causing a heart attack.
            Addendum: Somehow Steve survived touching the burger, he took a bite and fucking exploded when he swallowed it, holy shit that’s gonna take some therapy. Burger seems to have regenerated though.

          • socsa@piefed.social
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            4 days ago

            A creative writing project where the stories are all loosely based in a common universe where there is a secret organization protecting humanity from an evil force which manifests as a broad variety of different monsters.

          • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            3 days ago

            Google it. It’s pretty fascinating.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      4 days ago

      Change must come from within.

  • binarytobis@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    35
    ·
    4 days ago

    There’s a soda machine in seattle on the sidewalk of some random street not near any store, that someone stocks with random cans of whatever. Stuff I would have bet money doesn’t exist, sometimes. Never heard anyone mention it, but when I brought it up they were like “oh yeah that haunted vending machine.”

    • hakobo@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      33
      ·
      4 days ago

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitol_Hill_mystery_soda_machine

      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        4 days ago

        Allison Williams of Seattle Met also notes that the neighborhood of Capitol Hill now has a more corporate culture, and doubts whether the area is “still weird enough for a persistent enigma”.

        Gentrification strikes again.

        • turtlesareneat@discuss.online
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          3 days ago

          Yeah I loved on capitol hill a dozen years ago and even then, all the hardcore hippies and weirdos were being wrung out of the neighborhood by developers and the bubble they bring. All of Seattle is totally different from 10, 20 years ago, which is totally different from 30, 40 years ago. None of it is for the better.

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        4 days ago

        There is an itch.io game inspired by it! Hated by Mastercard and VISA for minor gore.

        https://neuroticfly.itch.io/interdimensional-vending-machine

      • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        edit-2
        4 days ago

        ‘was’

        F

      • binarytobis@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        4 days ago

        RIP 😭

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    3 days ago

    sepsis

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    36
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    4 days ago

  • aesthelete@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    4 days ago

    They’ll also never understand the pleasure of finding a dusty machine like this on a hot day after biking a long distance, putting in a quarter and being shocked when it works(!) and the sodas are ice cold.

  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    61
    ·
    5 days ago

    One “end me,” please

    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      34
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      5 days ago

      I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.

      I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.

      And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.

      I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.

      Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal.

      Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.

      Edit: Link

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        4 days ago

        Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?

        • untorquer@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          4 days ago

          Some people need a dommy mommy sometimes.

        • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          4 days ago

          That’s what you get for feeding lemmings after midnight.

        • cdf12345@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          4 days ago

          Spike gets horny.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    3 days ago

    Penis cola

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    ·
    5 days ago

    I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.

    • Jesus@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      5 days ago

      Right now, it’s your tomorrow

      https://youtu.be/hObxaCAsQ7M

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        4 days ago

        Legit never seen a taste like that.

  • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    4 days ago

    One large benis for me please 😋

    • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      Make it double

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        3 days ago

        How you doin’?

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    3 days ago

    Dr Thirst

    Fountain Mist

    Family Cola

    Green Thunder

    Spruce Up

    Fantuz

  • mctoasterson@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    5 days ago

    No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      5 days ago

      You bastard!

      You k*lled Ben!

      Oh, Ben! Oh!

      …And your babies.

      Oh, oh… They’re hatching.

      They’re orphans…

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        3 days ago

        BEBOP COLA GOOOOOD!!!

    • Mister_Feeny@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      5 days ago

      WELL HELLO, CONSUMER, YES, HELLO CONSUMER, BOP BOP BOP BOP BA DOP BAH BEBOP COLA, YEAH!

    • cdf12345@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 days ago

      Hey guys, I found this dodgeball cannon! Let’s fire it up!

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      5 days ago

      Mungus Du is the superior yellow drink

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 days ago

    What’s with the names? And the “end me”?

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      3 days ago

      funy

  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    26
    ·
    5 days ago

    “end me”?

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      5 days ago

      furiously pressing button

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      33cl of hydrochloric acid

    • don@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      5 days ago

      If you insist

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    4 days ago

    Shasta or get the fuck out.

    • socsa@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      4 days ago

      🅱️asta

    • Plurrbear@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      edit-2
      4 days ago

      Agreed! I legit worked for SuperValu Corp back in the day for years on the soda desk and still would buy “off brands”! Shasta is still my jam to this day!! I am not trying to pay $10 for a damn pack of soda!

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        Also, nobody else makes a kiwi strawberry soda, and that shit fucking rules.

        • Plurrbear@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          3 days ago

          I agree!!! We get Shasta kiwi strawberry all the time and upset it’s now like $5 for a 12 pack!

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    5 days ago

    The “pepe” being green is the tell

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.69K users / day
  • 9.43K users / week
  • 15.4K users / month
  • 32.1K users / 6 months
  • 8 local subscribers
  • 33.8K subscribers
  • 16.4K Posts
  • 335K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org